It’s just there and visible, so you can literally tell people what you’re doing. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill.

Which means they’re ready for me. I told the doctor that I’d broken my arm in several places.

I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. Your email address will not be published. A cool feature of the Nano they don’t tell you about is that even beggars ignore you at a traffic signal.

There’s Always A Person That You Hate For No Reason. I miss that cute and naughty smile which you used to give me. Make My Friends Fat.

True love does not have a happy ending, because true love never ends. A successful relationship requires falling in love many times, just always with the same person. Have an Echo? Every moment I spend with you is like a beautiful dream come true. Please God If You Can’t Make Me Slim.

Through our list, you are probably going to find the best WhatsApp status anyone has ever had! Or Walk, like you don’t care who is the king. I Wish Falling In Love Has Traffic Light Too, So That I Would Know If I Should Go For It, Slow Down, Or Just Stop. Every relationship need a bit of humor sometimes.

You may fall in love with the beauty of someone, but remember that you have to love with the character, not the beauty. Yeah U – The one reading my status, Get Lost! If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking . A Woman Duct Taped Dog’s Muzzle Shut, Convicted Of Animal Cruelty and Gets No Jail Time, Why Online Church Is More Biblical? No matter what you’ve done. I Change My Password To “Incorrect” So Whenever I Forget What It Is, The Computer Will Say ” Your Password Is Incorrect “. You smell like hidden motives, get away from me. Its better to be lonely then, to be played by Bad people. Never interrupt me when I’m trying to ignore u. People say everything happens for a Reason. I’M The Guy, U Will Hate Nd Your Sisters Will Date.

I’m great at multitasking. Every morning would be perfect if I woke up to see your face. Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear. The new way of forgetting your past is deleting your chats. Girls are funny creatures. lol, I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. In this world there is no perfect guy and there is no perfect girl.

Funny WhatsApp Status/About Ideas. In order to learn how to love, you first have to learn how to trust. I say whatever it takes. Then we met. A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. Hey, I'm Ankur Agarwal, a passionate blogger from Gujarat, India. Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt by someone you trust. Hey, I’ll be back in five minutes. Is secretly wanting to run back to him & secretly wanting to just be loved by him again.

I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. “Do you smell carrots?”. All you ever did was make me cry. Why I can’t I have no kids and three money?

You Wonder Why You Bother Yet Continue To Do So. What would be the fun in that? The hardest thing is to hurt yourself for the sake of others’ happiness.. People sometimes think that you do not love them but sometimes you have to say bye. Girl, you’re like a car accident, cause I just can’t look away. I Bought You Food. I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had a low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger. Walking my dog, we saw a guy in a suit walking his dog and I know my dog is thinking I don’t dress nice for him anymore. Dear God, There Is A Bug In Your Software… It’s Called Monday, Please Fix It.