Not human at all. Saturday: At noon, we all went to the Botanic Gardens, for the opening of the new exhibit called (Sedum Fields). We will slowly notice an absence of all matter, all light, all time. Wednesday: “Take Your Daughter to Work Day.”, “Teach Your Daughter How to Do Whatever Simple Task It Is You are Paid to Do and Then, Once She has Mastered It, Slip Away and Leave Her as Your Replacement Day.”. Join this fun and delicious celebration as we raise money to kids.
Saturday morning: [Saturday morning] is the summer softball league’s weekly game, pitting Steve Carlsberg’s Happy Hyeenas against Susan Willman’s Garbage Dump Team.
Um… it’s all just notations in a childlike scrawl about how harvest time is coming. If you are Illuminati, please go to the secret underground bunker. But they will know that they are with art, that art is indeed there, just beyond their fingertips in the darkness watching them. Participants can huddle among the ashen remains, casting haunting looks at each other and sharing some of their favorite bluegrass dirges. A terrible, terrible joke.". Our rush hour commuters, our dozing through recitals til the one we love goes on. They have all sorts of weird stuff, people are put in safe deposit boxes, and it feels like a waste leaving them sitting there. Less differently at first, but more differently later. Yeah, come-come try to justify yourself this Monday night at the Last Bank of Night Vale. If you’ve never been to the spaghetti feed before, you’re really missing out. So I guess just, get on into the blood van!
Why Do You Keep Hitting Yourself?”. It is not important what kind of renovation. Also, laughter. Sunday morning: The Night Vale PTA will be holding a raffle. Monday: The Night Vale Metereological Society has issued an extreme heat watch, saying, “Hey, it’s a desert. Thursday afternoon: The Natural Smiles theatre company is opening their new play, “The Pit of Ruin”. Friday afternoon: Free admission day at the Children's Science Museum. This exclusive event costs $500, and is limited to only 13 attendees. Aimless homeward wandering into a kitchen that is too small for our needs, and eating food that isn’t what we imagined it would be. The seance will be from 10:00pm to 2:00am, and there will be a live DJ, snacks, whispering, and darkness.
Sunday afternoon: The Night Vale Community Players will be hosting auditions for their next show, which is called “Oklahoma.” It’s an old musical about people from a fictional U.S. state that must fight off an attack from ballet dancing farmers – farmers that ride a herd of elephants with corn husks for eyes. And she wanted to highlight its absurdity by selling albums with songs that ruthlessly mock love using subtle irony, like “I Will Always Love You” and “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough”. Calendars are propaganda! Friday: Martin McCaffry is presenting an art show in the grain silo out back from the old Cooper farm. The City Council would like us all to take a moment and think about the many, many people who will just happen to die in that particular frame of time, for unrelated reasons, and adding up to no coherent picture of human existence. Sponsored by The Intelligence Group International, who will provide free prostate screenings, mammograms, and surgically-embedded government monitoring devices. So do your best to sing along to such hot numbers as “Rustling Leaves #5”, “Miscellaneous Beach Noise”, and “Two Hours of Burbling Brook”. Work is how we all become better people! Monday night: Art gallery night at the Last Bank of Night Vale. And does the intention to make art alone define what it is? Learn how and when to remove this template message, 10.1093/gmo/9781561592630.article.a2284707, "Is it better to fast on Mondays and Thursdays or on three days of each month? In the Persian language, Thursday is referred to as panj-shanbeh, meaning 5th day of the week. In your old age, as you look back on your life, if someone were to ask what happened on that Sunday – you remember, that one Sunday, with the regret, and joy, and laughter, and conversation – if someone were to ask you that, you would be hard-pressed to come up with a single memorable moment from this coming Sunday. Sunday morning: The Night Vale Junior League will be opening the one hundred year time capsule that was buried there by disgruntled Subway employees all the way back in 1915.
Oh wait, here’s something else. Or, you do want to know, but the powers that be don’t even want you to know, so you can all just be properly surprised. Wednesday: Cancelled due to a scheduling error. Tuesday: [Tuesday] is the day you’ve been waiting for. Make sure you have adequate emergency supplies and plenty of clear plastic sheeting. You might be canceled, too. ", "Let it shred you from within as we laugh from without!